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1 definition by ladybugxxvii

an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".
Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.
by ladybugxxvii April 16, 2009