blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

by Sean is Susejhet May 26, 2006

blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Some random cunt.

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon

by The definitionaster July 4, 2017

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021