I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 21, 2018
When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.
I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
by Colonel Stinkwater October 25, 2017