The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

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Queen of England

if you don’t know the definition of the queen of england then honey are you okayyyyy. she isn’t best friends with our other queen, raini rodriguez so ahem ahem get yo act togetha

loser: who is the queen of england?
raini rodriguez: IF YOU DONT KNOW MY BFF THEN GET AWAY FROM ME
loser: i have no life
raini rodriguez: facts

Queen of England by jeriyas bff October 25, 2019

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England is my city

A poem by dumbass englishboy Nick Crompton in a song by the most Shithead Douchebag Youtuber Jake Paul

Nick Cropmton: England is my city
British PM : I hereby revoke you of your British Citizenship

England is my city by LookAtThisGraph June 16, 2017

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New England

The only place in the U.S where it can be -5 degrees and 95 degrees on the same day

"Im going to cape cod in New England this summer! better pack my parka!"

New England by AgawamFolk May 20, 2015

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