Engaged

Tricking women into making them pregnant before marriage.

Tom: Hey Babe, now that we are engaged... lets have sex afteral i'll marry you.
Lisa: I love you babe... <3
....becomes pregnant... months later... you know what babe this isn't working out between us. Lets call it off!

Lisa: heart broken and single mother... no father

by Venus_D October 13, 2017

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The students were engaged in the lecture.

by Valentinatina March 2, 2018

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engaged to be engaged

A stage in the relationship between a monogamous couple when the members are expected to wed in the near future, but will more likely break up next week.

"Fred and Victoria broke up? I thought they were engaged to be engaged!"
"They were, until he watched Keeping up with the Kardashians and realized that marriages never last."

by sgoodspeed November 29, 2011

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engagged

Noun
(en-GAG-edd)
How you feel when you realise you said something completely stupid but thought it was smart in the moment.

Person 1: “I went to the pacific islands”
Person 2: (Thinking person 1 has bad grammar) “don’t you mean the specific islands”
Person 2: realised how stupid they were and feels engagged

by Youngan August 22, 2020

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