Endzoned

The hollow feeling of having gotten exactly what you wanted, only to learn that it didn’t make you happy.

After having gotten his 1st girlfriend he felt endzoned.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

Endzoned

The empty feeling you get when you got what you thought you wanted but you learned it didn’t make you happy

“Dude you got everything you’ve wanted”
“Yea but it’s not what I need. I feel endzoned”

by Endzoned creator December 7, 2021

Endzoned

The hollow feeling of
having gotten exactly what
you thought you wanted
only to learn that it didn't
make you happy

My friend finally got the car that he’s always wanted, you’d think he’d be really happy. Turns out he endzoned

by Rando_the_bando December 7, 2021

endzone dance

The celebratory ritual of dance, preformed by football players after scoring a touchdown.

Terrell Owens performed a ridiculously absurd endzone dance, despite his team trailing by 3 touchdowns.

by Michael Vincent August 15, 2007

friend zone to endzone

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.

"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."

by Therestoomanynamesonhere September 29, 2011

endzone dance party

A major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend

Hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? It's about to be lit

by Mustycharles September 29, 2015

endzone friendzoned

When you succeed to make a big play or gesture to impress someone, yet the romantic relationship does not occur.

Olivia Munn flirted with John Mulany while he was in rehab, but once he left his wife, Olivia endzone friendzoned him by opting to "dial things back."

by Ronald Buddie August 29, 2021