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1191.
Emo
A group of teenagers and early adults who listen to music that is based majorly on emotions. They are goth kids who want to be punk.. but are to sad to do so and they're also a bunch of trendy kids... They typically tend to be wearing all black mostly, dyed black hair (usually covering most of the face or full throttle bangs) with think black square plastic glasses, hightops or low tops and band t-shirts/bunnyhugs or thrift store clothes, they also have their ears stretched to some sort of gauge. they have major mood swings, and are usually depressed or outragously happy and then real angry and then sad and then angry and then happy and it's so random. their favorite music is mainly some guy whining about how is girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with him and he can't stand himself and so he should kill himself or it's about something else "tragic" or amazingly "beautiful"... Emo kids tend to whine a lot about how their lives are so unbearble and depressing.. when really they mostly have lives just like the rest of us.. and just need to learn to deal with it.. They also are known to carry around song books containing their "inner most soul" and can "play" guitar (and by play i mean.. can't play at all) they also have a habit of listening to uhknown underground emo bands and when they hear other people listening to them they are likely to just stop listening to that band because they "sold out" and will find a new unknown band to idolize... they are real weird.. and i suggest not talking to them.. although they can be really entertaining..
a quarter of the kids in any major city. the used... My Chemical Romance.. Deathcab for cutie.. i dunno any others.. i hate emo.. they should like.. die or something.... hahaha... how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?! NONE!!! they are all too busy trying to kill themselves in the dark..
what happens when an Emo kid turns 27?
nobody knows.. they all are dead by then..
by ejpunk May 16, 2005
 
1192.
emo
emo is one step below transvestite.
their lives are just a black spiraling hole taht is controlled by sterotypes like Jesus and Big Bird and Pokemon. Gosh emos just love screaming to stabby rip stab stab, they have no love.
their love is for razors and black toe f cos hes emo enough for cyber sex with aungus with boc choy.
Asian emos originated in asia by Jesus's pimping buddy, Doctor Cabbage ft. Boc Choy And Thje GaNg.
Hau Ding is a emo, i love him like he loves shaving his legs, Napoleon Dynamites emo, sogh, emo.
Most emos hav genital difficienties, in most cases herpes crabs and white rice bubble lyk things on the flaps ov there fannys. emos ar obese fattys that drown there
sorrows in cake. i love emo. i hav an emo club. us emos use jelly dildos rather than normal ones becasue u can eat them afterwards!. although the health hazards are quite dangerous, we risk it becuase we enjoy masturabting using unwashed carrots courtesy of Hau dInGs SUpErMaRKeT.
Lulu: is he emo?
Ding: Yes
Herbert: Oh-My-Goth!
Douglas Jardine: Yes Emo hot hot
Emo: My life is spiraling towards hell
Phillip MCrack: Feel my crack
Kipper Nippples: I ToUCH MYSELF
by Garecaniel May 27, 2006
 
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emo
Emo was invented in the late 80s as an attempt by white suburbanites to keep african-americans from migrating to the suburbs. The word is derived from its NSA acronym EMO (Ebony Migration Obliterator). It was designed to possess everything black people hate: irritating vocals, whiny lyrics, subdued dress style, and a complete undancability. Black people react to this music as if they were hearing nails on a chalk board and it is greatly responsible for the racial divide in suburbs today.
There has never been a black man attend a emo concert ever.
by Dan Marino April 29, 2005
 
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we like to sit in the dark and slap ourseleves until we cry then write a song about it....
adam hutcheon, kyle ruddy, steven (knobjockey) philson ohh of course davit ferris aka dunken bagley
by diarmuid April 19, 2005
 
1195.
Part of 2nauti crew, Good friends with moyo.
Emma Donnelly the 3rd
by emma January 26, 2005
 
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The best people in the world - including my friends & me. They listen to the Best Music, read the Best Books, wear the Right Clothes, vote for the Right Party and always have the Best Intentions.
Emos of the world, unite!!!!!!!!!
by Cloudie September 09, 2005
 
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Listen to 'emotional' rock music, in other words SHIT music such as MCR ( my chemical romance) HIM, evanescence, sometimes blink 182 and other shite....

They are very OTT and dramatic often crying for no reason or self harming to make themselves feel even more understood... they like the idea of being a rebel and will welcome evreyone who thinks that. they think themselves misunderstood and have to bury themselves under their black fringes with blonde tips and MCR jackets.....

They wear black square framed glasses and sometimes piercings.....
Emo girl: i love MCR! Gerard Way rocks sooo much!
Chav: ewww how can you? FREEAAAK... stupid Emos
Emo girl: im so misunderstood! *slit slit*
by sellie March 03, 2006