jay-x's definitions
1. Don't call a Marine a "jarhead" if you are not a Marine yourself.
2. Man, Anthony Swofford's "Jarhead" is such a great book, too bad the movie sucked big, hairy balls.
2. Man, Anthony Swofford's "Jarhead" is such a great book, too bad the movie sucked big, hairy balls.
by jay-x April 29, 2008
Get the Jarheadmug. noun: A genre of music/lifestyle mostly conformed by white, middle-class teens and characterized by a fixation on Tim Burton's movies/characters, skin-tight black clothing, self-pity, really bad poetry, and lots of crying.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly ...like, today I tried on my little sister's jeans and they look sooooo much better on me. I am soooo gonna wear them to the next 30 Seconds To Mars concert...
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
by jay-x April 23, 2008
Get the emomug. The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.
by jay-x May 2, 2008
Get the Naturemug. by jay-x April 25, 2008
Get the Pink Nipplesmug. 1. Where really skinny or fat guys go to get buffed so they can compensate for either a small penis or a poor self-image.
2. Where married women go to meet ex-skinny/ex-fat buffed guys to cheat on their husbands.
2. Where married women go to meet ex-skinny/ex-fat buffed guys to cheat on their husbands.
Married Hoe 1: ...I met this guy at the gym, and he's a trainer, and he's SOOOOO buffed!!!
Married Hoe 2: Oh mah gash, you trampy hoe!!! I bet he has a huge cock!!!
Married Hoe 1: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Married Hoe 2: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*windows crack*
Married Hoe 2: Oh mah gash, you trampy hoe!!! I bet he has a huge cock!!!
Married Hoe 1: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Married Hoe 2: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*windows crack*
by jay-x April 29, 2008
Get the gymmug. -noun
1. a boneless cut or slice of meat or fish, esp. the beef tenderloin
2. how you call your dick when it weights over 2 1/2 pounds
1. a boneless cut or slice of meat or fish, esp. the beef tenderloin
2. how you call your dick when it weights over 2 1/2 pounds
1. Mmmm! This fillet is really tasty!
2. When I showed her my fillet over the webcam she almost fainted.
2. When I showed her my fillet over the webcam she almost fainted.
by jay-x April 29, 2008
Get the filletmug. -noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
Get the mass crashermug.