jay-x's definitions

Jarhead

1. A member of the United States Marine Corps
2. Great book, terrible movie

1. Don't call a Marine a "jarhead" if you are not a Marine yourself.
2. Man, Anthony Swofford's "Jarhead" is such a great book, too bad the movie sucked big, hairy balls.

by jay-x April 29, 2008

netosapiens

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.

That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...

by jay-x April 25, 2008

gym

1. Where really skinny or fat guys go to get buffed so they can compensate for either a small penis or a poor self-image.
2. Where married women go to meet ex-skinny/ex-fat buffed guys to cheat on their husbands.

Married Hoe 1: ...I met this guy at the gym, and he's a trainer, and he's SOOOOO buffed!!!
Married Hoe 2: Oh mah gash, you trampy hoe!!! I bet he has a huge cock!!!
Married Hoe 1: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Married Hoe 2: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*windows crack*

by jay-x April 29, 2008

Pink Nipples

Toast used on guys' night out or whenever girlfriends/wives are not around.

Guy: Pink nipples!
Friends: PINK NIPPLES!!!!!!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Nature

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.

Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.

by jay-x May 2, 2008

friendly fucking

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").

"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."

by jay-x April 24, 2008

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008