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F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.
PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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emo

noun: A genre of music/lifestyle mostly conformed by white, middle-class teens and characterized by a fixation on Tim Burton's movies/characters, skin-tight black clothing, self-pity, really bad poetry, and lots of crying.

adj.: A whimpy, melodramatic, and fashionably overconcerned teen who pretends he/she is the ONLY one with problems and love to complain about how bad his/her suburban life is, thinking that PITY, not character and personality, is the way to attract the opposite sex.
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly ...like, today I tried on my little sister's jeans and they look sooooo much better on me. I am soooo gonna wear them to the next 30 Seconds To Mars concert...
EMO GUY #2: Oh my gosh, I know! Last week my stupid, comformist, fascist parentals caught me with my sister's jeans too and they grounded me for the whole weekend and I couldn't get my hair done like that guy from AFI! I mean, goshhh!! How much must I take?! I hate my life so much!! *cries*
EMO GUY #1: unenthusiasticlly Dude, I know, its like... nobody gets me either. I am so sad, and depressed. My whole existance is so dark... I feel like I am so sensitive that I can feel all the sorrow of the wold piercing through my soul. I want to kill myself... *fixes his bangs looking at his reflexion on a Starbucks window*
EMO GUY #2: *sobing* Yeah, lets make out and then kill ourselves.
by jay-x April 23, 2008
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dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick into someone's ass and it comes out all covered in shit, like when you check the oil on an engine with a dipstick.
Dude, last night I was fucking Melanie in the ass and got dipsticked!!
by jay-x April 24, 2008
mugGet the dipstickmug.

friendly fucking

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").
"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."
by jay-x April 24, 2008
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Jarhead

1. A member of the United States Marine Corps
2. Great book, terrible movie
1. Don't call a Marine a "jarhead" if you are not a Marine yourself.
2. Man, Anthony Swofford's "Jarhead" is such a great book, too bad the movie sucked big, hairy balls.
by jay-x April 29, 2008
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bongoing

-verb
To rythmically tap on a girl's breasts during sex.
Dude, last night I was bongoing Jessica's titties and the bitch got wicked mad!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
mugGet the bongoingmug.

netosapiens

-noun
1. The next stage in the evolution of the geek, an uber-geek, a super-nerd.
2. An individual that is SO knowledgable in the matter of computers and internet that you can actually tell just by taking a look at him.
That Leroy guy is a total netosapiens...
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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