jay-x's definitions

dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick into someone's ass and it comes out all covered in shit, like when you check the oil on an engine with a dipstick.

Dude, last night I was fucking Melanie in the ass and got dipsticked!!

by jay-x April 24, 2008

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

friendly fucking

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").

"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."

by jay-x April 24, 2008

mass crasher

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.

Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.

Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Nature

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.

Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.

by jay-x May 2, 2008

Pink Nipples

Toast used on guys' night out or whenever girlfriends/wives are not around.

Guy: Pink nipples!
Friends: PINK NIPPLES!!!!!!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.

PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.

by jay-x April 25, 2008