Emiss

A Persian whore who likes to suck a lot of dick. She also has a lot of boyfriends. Other than that she is a good friend that you can share your secrets too, she also has a lot of enemies and most girls don't like her and she doesn't like most girls. Almost all boys like her only because she is thiccccccc but sadly she has a rat face.

" OMG, don't be such an Emiss."

by lqwhjdfkuqwjgdkwe November 26, 2019

nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

napturnal emission

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009

recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

by kenniker March 24, 2010

Nocturnal Emission

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

by La Nerdette October 29, 2010

emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018