Emergishit 

When your bowels suddenly hurt and you're brain says to you "You have 5 minutes to make it to the bathroom or you will shit your pants"

Oh my goodness pull over I have to take an emergishit or I'm going to shit my pants

Al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigishit

Emergishit by paraleel June 8, 2013

Emergenshit 

When your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly shit your pants. The chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. Occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. Excessive Taco Bell, Mexican, and Chinese foods can cause this.

I was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. I had to run to the bathroom to take an emergenshit. Must have been that Mexican buffet I ate for lunch.

Emergenshit by laurlaurlaurlaur May 15, 2014

Emergenshit 

It could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.

I had a zero calorie dinner that caused me an emergenshit.

Emergenshit by Syrhius September 18, 2011

Emergenshit 

A sudden need to defecate that becomes so urgent that you don't care who you may end up making eye contact with in the restroom as long as the receptacle has a drain hole.

I was in that long, afternoon meeting we had the other day at work and I had to duck out early because of an emergenshit...can I copy your notes?

Emergenshit by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016