Emer

Some girl you meet randomly and hook up with. Who then robs your sorry arse of all your clothes and money, leaving you stranded.

Person1: Dude, I need help. This chick I hooked up with last night totally robbed me. I need you to come and pick me up 'cause i'm butt naked and broke right now.

Person2: Ouch. Dude, you just met a total Emer.

by Speranza October 11, 2009

Emer

Someone who is a know-it-all

Hey, shut up you damn emer

by Jesse Denning November 3, 2003

Emer

AKA the ovary buster

1st dude - holy shit dude, she blacked out on me last night
2nd dude - aha your finnaly an emer

by WUSSGOODBITCHass August 3, 2009

Emer

Emer is a woman from Gaelic folklore. She was said to have the six gifts of womanhood. It's also not an uncommon name in places such as Ireland. When used in that sense the "m" is said as a "v". So it is said like the word "ever"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: My name is Emer. It's spelt E-M-E-R but said as ever.

by Genderfluidatthedisco December 1, 2016

pulling an emer

moving into a house and starting a relationship/shagging/kissing/all of the above with one of the housemates.
Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.

I moved into a new gaff last week. There is a hot guy living there. I might end up pulling an emer on that shit

by desmondo1984 October 20, 2010

Emer Beamer

The best cocktail ever....Jim Beam, Apple Sourz, Apple Juice, Ginger Ale and a slice of lemon

to be used anywhere, except driving.... "Lets have an Emer Beamer"

by Emer Beamer February 5, 2010

Emer Joe

A lovely name for a lovely, lovely, lovely young man. This name is the only one in the world. The person who owns this name currently resides in the Philippines.

Emer Joe is defined as a lovely guy

by Emer Joe June 7, 2021