Elvis killer 

A turd of gargantuan proportions. From the well-known fact that the King died on his throne.

Oooh, can the knighthood wait a few minutes your majesty? I'm just off to the bog, I'm worried it might be an Elvis killer

Elvis killer by Buckminsterfullerine May 10, 2006

Shit that Killed Elvis 

Referring to anything and everything that is awesome.

Most commonly reffering to alcohol, weed, pills, or anything else that will get you jacked up.

This Jager is the shit that kill Elvis.

Omg, that pot was most definitly the shit that killed Elvis.

Shit that Killed Elvis by syndrath April 15, 2009

the shit that killed elvis 

a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.

Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?

Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!

the shit that killed elvis by Rai Bai Bai February 19, 2009

The shit that killed elvis 

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

The shit that killed elvis by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

The Shit That Killed Elvis 

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

The Shit That Killed Elvis by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023