13 definitions by Southbound Soul
A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023
When an individual sends a text message someone who's sitting next to you instead of simply talking to them
1: Nexting someone because talking is so mainstream
2: I can't believe Larry, he never talks to you. He just sits there Nexting you all day
2: I can't believe Larry, he never talks to you. He just sits there Nexting you all day
by Southbound Soul July 2, 2012
The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.
by Southbound Soul March 14, 2018
The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.
Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck
by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020
When you rage quit at a game or activity so hard that it is akin to going back in time and killing Einstein because you lost World War 3. This is called Pulling A Tim Curry or "Tim Currying". Named for actor Tim Curry, whose character did this in the game Command and Conquer Red Alert 3
1: Why don't you just go ahead and pull a Tim Curry?
2: I can't believe that Billy did a full Tim Curry and flipped the board because he lost a buckaroo.
2: I can't believe that Billy did a full Tim Curry and flipped the board because he lost a buckaroo.
by Southbound Soul June 21, 2023
The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.
A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023
The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.
Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck
by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013