So far all of you guys are wrong that said things about Elmira. There are some bad places in Elmira, but just as many good places. Yes there are projects, crackhouses, and gangs, but it isn't that bad of a place to live. The one that said "bad shit rarely goes down" is very wrong because Elmira does have a high crime rate for a city of its size.
The people that posted the other things obviously have never lived in Elmira and haven't seen it all.
by TVIZ May 4, 2007
The art of putting one's partner's head in a microwave during sex, then thrusting while slamming the door repeatedly
by Richard_12345 November 5, 2015
she is a thong-shopper jewish snow in hair, boyfriend macker in front of my locker, thinks she hot shit, wannabee.
by julien February 17, 2005
They are a professional Ice Hockey team located in Elmira, New York. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Binghampton Senators of the AHL, and the Ottawa Senators of the NHL
by Elmira Jackals Fan January 29, 2009
If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
by meme1956 March 23, 2011
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