stupid bitch with diabetes, also an alcoholic and when she’s drunk tends to hit people. but she can also be an amazing friend
person 1: i got drunk with elisia this weekend and she punched me.

person 2: no surprise
by minipecka October 18, 2019
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She's super weird and doesnt know how to function properly. She's like lowkey a alcoholic and pothead. She's mad sexy and she'll fuck you, fuck you up, and fuck your bitch.
Dude 1: Have you seen Elisia?
Dude 2: She was just over there doing a line of coke off of some bitches ass
by Lisi just fucked your bitch March 16, 2020
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Some hot chick found in stripclubs, local walmarts and nudie bars
Elisia is such a ho, don't be an Elisia
by 1BurntBrownie October 20, 2018
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Elisia is a very hot girl that could be a model if she wanted to. You will never wanna loose her, she is very beautiful and has gorgeous blue eyes. Her smile is amazingly soothing and will make you want her even more. She is very rough and enjoys time alone. She is curvy like a hour glass and has hair of a goddes. Elisia is very trustable and can have the deepest conversations. She is is sexy and popular, you will be lucky to be friends with her, she gives second chances so if she never takes you back you know you messed up. She can cuddle and hug like you never felt! She is relatable and can make anyone feel better by reading emotions and telling what people are feeling towards her.
damn, elisia is so fine

i wish i can be elisia

wow elisia just started a new trend
by lunaticbaby March 20, 2019
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The most illiterate person to ever live, literally can’t speak English and the only time she can read is when she has her special retarded glasses on. She is also a guy magnet, however only attracts weebs and computer nerds.
Simon: “I can’t read what it says”
Susan: “Ah, so you’re just like Elisia Clarke then”
by Dinosaur Rider August 1, 2020
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A rare chick that will scream for cookies at 5 am and believes cuddling should be mandatory. Don't piss her off because she'll use her charming demonic powers to turn you into a crazy cat lady!!
Man this bitch just pulled an dirty Elisia I got pussy everywhere.
by Di@mondThot June 4, 2020
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