The most illiterate person to ever live, literally can’t speak English and the only time she can read is when she has her special retarded glasses on. She is also a guy magnet, however only attracts weebs and computer nerds.
Simon: “I can’t read what it says”
Susan: “Ah, so you’re just like Elisia Clarke then”
by Dinosaur Rider August 1, 2020
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