elisa is the hottest most beautiful girl ever like how could you not date her omg if you cheat on her or even lose her , your a fucking loser and have no dick like ur automatically 2 inches shit ur name prolly starts with an A or and L , shit maybe both like actually a phat L for losing elisa but if you do have her your name prolly starts with an E because e is a valid letter. If you have an elisa u win life she'll be the best gf youve ever had, shes so pretty and makes people lack for her. People drool over her like omg those eyes and those lips like ughhhhhh just a phat w like w to whoever is dating elisa currently also like ur the luckiest person ever i wish i was still dating elisa man she was awesome and so beautiful.
person 1: yo i just broke up with elisa
person 2: go fuck yourself , get out of my life how dare you breakup w such an amazing hot sexy person

person 1: ima go kms now
by ilovemybf.com October 17, 2022
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elisa is a perfect, beautiful, funny, bad bitch who have a phat a$$ and a huge juicy coochie.
elisa is a goddess
by Jean-Claude Smith June 28, 2020
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elisa is the most beautiful, kind, loving, funniest, most amazing girl in the world. she knows how to cheer you up and matches your energy so well. she will be there for you at your lowest, and will never leave your side. elisa's are able to be cool with anyone they meet with. whenever you're with elisa, you never stop laughing, and I mean never. you are able to talk to her about anything without the feeling of being judged. if you ever meet an elisa, never let her go.
Girl 1: omg I hate elisa

Girl 2: (dropkicks her in the face leaving her in a coma never to arise.)

Girl 2: dont talk about her like that unless you tryna start something.
Girl 1: ..
by brothaaaaa October 7, 2023
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well how do I put this? I do not know, but I do know that it will sound crazy so pardon me. Elisa is shy but extremely confident. she hates those who judges but secretly judges all? Elisa has her own special humour which people rarely understand and often find weird. Elisa is overly honest and will not fail to give honest opinions. elisa doubts everyone including herself, but smiles through it all and is just trying to make it it through to the weekend. Elisas are different. definitely.
mike-elisa is so weird
Jen-yeah but she's kind of funny
mike-nope just weird
by ch!ckensouflee January 3, 2020
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Elisa is a pefect, pretty, funny bad bitch who has a phat a$$ and a huge juicy vagigi
damn elisa is a goddess
by Jean-Claude Smith June 28, 2020
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super fucking cool, dating draco malfoy 😧😧
Elisa is so cool bro wtaf i wish i was her 😣😣😣😣
by elisaiscoolerthanu November 24, 2021
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