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the most beautiful girl ive ever seen. she is so short and has a hella nice body like wtf im jealous of her . ugh she makes me cream like my tip sticky when i see her UGH shes so beautiful and shes so sweet and generous AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shes so amazing like fuck whoever leaves herrrrrr
person 1 rhoda broke up w me
person 2 u must be a shit person then
by ilovemybf.com October 17, 2022
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elisa is the hottest most beautiful girl ever like how could you not date her omg if you cheat on her or even lose her , your a fucking loser and have no dick like ur automatically 2 inches shit ur name prolly starts with an A or and L , shit maybe both like actually a phat L for losing elisa but if you do have her your name prolly starts with an E because e is a valid letter. If you have an elisa u win life she'll be the best gf youve ever had, shes so pretty and makes people lack for her. People drool over her like omg those eyes and those lips like ughhhhhh just a phat w like w to whoever is dating elisa currently also like ur the luckiest person ever i wish i was still dating elisa man she was awesome and so beautiful.
person 1: yo i just broke up with elisa
person 2: go fuck yourself , get out of my life how dare you breakup w such an amazing hot sexy person

person 1: ima go kms now
by ilovemybf.com October 17, 2022
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