eleven

even 1337er as "one". used to exxagerate exclamations

I am teh r0x0r!!111oneoneeleven
Dude, no!!eleven

by aSak October 5, 2005

eleven

When a girl is giving head and the guy comes in her mouth so hard that the seed spurts through her nostrils, forming two parallel streams of cum, resembling the number 11.

The girl was crap at giving head, so I made her eleven just for the hell of it.

by tofukitty February 20, 2004

elevener

one who sleeps in until 11 o' clock

I usually just sleep in until 9, but I slept in unitl 11 this morning. I'm an elevener now.

by Lola Zinsel August 11, 2008

eleven

The number of time zones in the former Soviet Union.

"Do you know how many time zones they have?"
"Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. It's not even funny."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous."

by Nathew (#581476) November 4, 2005

Elevens

When two men with erections stand against each other. Their erect penises are side by side making an eleven.

Your so hard, I love feeling elevens with you.

by zimmerframe August 27, 2018

elevens

A coffee-induced defecation. Usually marked by its sudden onset and loose consistency. Name originates from the time at which said defecation typically takes place, 11:00 AM, due to the regular day-to-day schedule in which coffee is consumed.

"And this is why our target market...BRB, gotta do elevens"

by Kablammo April 7, 2006

eleven

synonym for "whatever"

What do you want to do tonight? Eleven.

by Carrick Moore Gerety July 14, 2006