Elasterbate 

(v) to use a waistband from your underwear to masterbate.

Jimmy was looking to pick up someone, but had no choice but to elasterbate when he got back to his room.

Elasterbate by just some dood January 28, 2010

plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)

"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"

plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.

1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.

Exasperbated by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

Elapseterbate

The act of masterbating too pass extended amounts of time.

Mikee: Im so bored im about to elapseterbate the hours away till my dood calls me.

Elapseterbate by Johnny twotoes November 24, 2009

exasperbate 

(v) the action of pleasuring oneself to distract from stressful circumstances, usually making the situation worse in the process

Dude, the economy makes me want to exasperbate non-stop.

exasperbate by Shaka the Khan February 26, 2009

Easterbation 

the second coming, masterbating for a second time in quick succession

Dude 1: last night a managed to come twice
Dude 2: well done dude uve mastered Easterbation

Easterbation by Xenesthad July 27, 2008

Examsterbate 

Masterbate while you should be cramming for your exams. Reduces stress levels.

F*ck this sh*t!

*throw away books*

I'm going to Examsterbate!

Examsterbate by Quick-T May 31, 2011