by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020
by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020
The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018
When someone can't stop talking about how awesome they are and all the awesome things that they have done
I felt like I needed to clean my face after listening to that woman boast ejaculate all over everyone for an hour.
by MarianneM August 16, 2016
When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop ok it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.
by tripod 8 November 2, 2018
The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.
Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL
by UIU Speed Team August 30, 2022