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8.
What not to say when you mean the word "eject"
Hot girl: "So what happens in Top Gun?"
Guy: "Goose tries to ejaculate and dies"
Hot girl: "...."
by Radarhut April 10, 2011
 
9.
a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation
Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)
by Tha JermiTT! June 27, 2004
 
10.
The end product of ejaculation.
After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.
by Headladn June 28, 2014
 
11.
(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.
Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.
by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010
 
12.
To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.
The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.
by Penis_Beigne May 28, 2010
 
13.
What you do while watching porn on the internet
I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
by fuckidunno October 01, 2011
 
14.
To cum
Our Girlfriend And Me Had A Fun Time Last Night So We Went Home We Stripped And I Ejaculated All Over Her. It Was The Most Fun EVER!
by Obongo199 February 27, 2009