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A female first name, with Japanese roots.
Usually Eimi's are very social, with lots of friends.

Loves acting/dancing, with an elegant demeanor.
Extremely polite, and bright-minded.

Coincidentally, is also in the biblical phrase 'ego eimi,' meaning 'I am'.
Girl 1- "Eimi is such a weird first name."

Girl 2- "She's so kind, though."
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1.A fat, overweight, hideously unattractive, OMG I R TEH HAXXOR low-level computer user who wouldn't know FTP if it slapped it's cock in her pimply face, and doesn't even know what a port is.

Plays DDR all of the time. Plays videogames poorly. An overall horrible person, who wants people to join her awn-ee-may club.

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Witness the whiny butter here.
"HAY GUYZ WNT TO JOIN MY AWNIMAY CLUB????"-Usual quote.

"That bitch is -such- an Eimi."
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1.A retarded way of spelling Amy.

2.A fucknut with twinkies.

3.A bitch that thinks she roxxors at Soul Calibur 2, but was killed by pressing A repeatedly.

4. If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invincible.
"Eimi's gone! Whoo!"

"Eimi whined in her livejournal again. What else is new?"
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A thing

A thing that u dont wanna meet.

A thing so horrifying and evil and stupid and large, it will make u crap ur pants on site.

When she walks into a dance , the DJ plays the song "convoy"

If she wears brown, people begin to load her full of UPS boxes
"I suk horribly at BFV"

"My only friends are the 15 bottles of Bawls i drink a day"

"Hey fatty"
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