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1.
Worst english teacher EVER. Grades based on hand writing and how much he likes you. If you get his class, suicide.
I just got a 70% on a test that I got nothing wrong on because Mr. Eiler is a blind old bastard.
by raela June 27, 2004
 
2.
1.A mispelling of the word "Eviler"
2.Also an English teacher
My computer said I spelled Mr. Eiler's name wrong. It tells me to spell it "Eviler"
by Kaytee P January 13, 2004
 
3.
1. Slutty girl you meet at a bar and take home without needing to get her drunk.

2. A girl with no personality that has only her looks to survive off of.

3. Another name for a one night stand. Can be used in conjunction with itself.
I met an eiler at the bar last night and had an eiler. Very sad since she's such an eiler that right around the time she turns 35 nobody is gonna be able to stand her, especially after she has kids.
by kimw2006 October 16, 2010
 
4.
1. A cheese pussy
2. one who is possibly gay
3. did i mention hes afraid of cheese
That kid was being an Eiler at lunch when he scraped the cheese of his pizza.
by thegrabber2 January 22, 2011