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egotistical is a user on the popular pool and snooker websites; funkypool and funkysnooker. The user's play often leaves opponents mystified and stunned.

Many believe egotistical to possess magical powers that allow him to perform so well at these games, leading to "egotistical" being used as a standard of play (see example). This use however is generally accepted to mean a slightly lower standard of play than that of the user egotistical, of course.
WOW i just played a guy who was playing very egotistical!!
by pool_bird December 30, 2009
 
1.
1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.

2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)

One who is extremely egotistical
by Jen Shultz August 05, 2007
 
2.
Someone who is egotistical has incredibly high confidence in themselves. They often tend to be very pretentious and arrogant. They tend to be disliked by their peers.
Thomas: I was one of three trumpets accepted into Northwestern's School of Music

Derek: With credentials like that, what fantastic job do you have?

Thomas: I was the director of a very fine group back in Wassau, Wisconsin and forever changed the direction their program. After that, I directed THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble, and THE Eden Prarie Community Band. Both of which are better than most, if not all college bands.

Jeff: Wow! How do those ensembles do in competition?

Thomas: I don't need a judge to tell me how good my ensembles are!

Conrad: Shut up Tom! Why must you be so egotistical?
by trombone69 October 29, 2011
 
3.
stuck up.
not modest.
full of themselves.
Bowman is an egotistical girl.
by bejo October 25, 2008
 
4.
Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.
I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.
by Lauren March 12, 2005
 
5.
Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.
Aretha is very Egotistical
by Zeke April 08, 2004
 
6.
The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.
egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical
by Marney21 August 05, 2007
 
7.
someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm egotistical, i'm an egosexual
by Jen Shultz August 05, 2007