The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you

numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low

self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it

doesn’t involve him.
When dating an Edward Cullen you won’t be able to

1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl

who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him

After dating an Edward Cullen you will

1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces
by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009
A one-hundred year old, abusive, sparkling fairy who sneaks into teenage girl's rooms by oiling their windows.
You: I woke up in the middle of the night last night, and Edward Cullen was sitting there watching me sleep!
Me: Oh my god, what a pedophile.
by pottergeek January 10, 2010
a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.
"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!

shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
by FUCKINGCHUCKNORIS November 11, 2008
A name every guy knows, but hates.
Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm

Every-sane-guy: .......
by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009
1. FICTIONAL character that ever girl just reaching the age of puberty fantasizes about.

2. often claimed to be the "perfect man" but let's face it, in real like he would be GAY! guys aren't that sensitive... seriously girls.
Edward Cullen.
by alto2srock April 14, 2009
The act of having sex while being stoned and high. Derived from the fact that Edward Cullen looks like, and probably is, stoned. Did I mention he also looks like a toad?
Girl: "My boyfriend and I had an Edward Cullen last night!"
Fangirl: "OMG *SCREAMZ*
Girl: "..."
by twilight_schmilight March 30, 2009
ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.

Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.

I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.

Why would he????

Get a life people
Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted
by Edward Cullen gay April 01, 2009
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