Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
by Fruityxnarry July 19, 2013
Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!
by Tw.girl December 19, 2018
Edward Cullen is creepy
by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021
The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.
“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”
by sex haver June 19, 2021
a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019
A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.
by TurntechGodhead413 November 11, 2020