The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."
s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.
by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019
When a guy does something too irresistible and compelling for a girl to comprehend immediately, and it gives her the urge to jump his bones right away with no logical thinking. When a guy says something genuine that people only say in movies, or when his eyes give a sexy glint after he says something sinister.
Lexi: Yeah we totally had an Edward Cullen moment.
Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
Amanda: Wooowww..
Amanda: Well what happened?
Lexi: He stared into my soul.
Amanda: Wooowww..
by WittyWiggler June 21, 2010
Edward Cullen from Twilight is charming and girls fall for him, so the Edward Cullen look will charm many women
by serpent king December 12, 2019
edward cullen is a beautiful vampire specimen, known & lusted for by many. he is technically 109 years old, but remains the outlook of a 17 year old. he is the perfect, perfect guy to be with, but has only got eyes for the character bella swan in the Twilight Saga. there are many definitions for this vampire, but the haters who say he is a complete dickhead are guys who have self-esteem problems, cos their girlfriends are leaving them for Edward.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.
& the girls who hate him are just plain jealous.
Lisa: Jarred, i'm dumping you.
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)
Jarred: WTF why ?
Lisa: edward cullen asked me out.
Jarred: OMG.. why????!!!! *goes and cries*
Megan: i don't get why the fuck everybody likes that dude.
(omg he asked LISA !!!)
by demetria_stannard. February 7, 2010
My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen
by CodyThePony November 24, 2009
Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.
Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.
In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend
Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch
Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it
George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here
by Insanities_Savior April 11, 2010
a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period
by foodie420 March 10, 2022