1 definition by tittyboi556

Edward Cullen dick

A cold ass Scandinavian dick , also comes with a lil sparkle.

The whining Italian, sucking on ice cream to practise for his Scandinavian future husband: "I have to get used to the cold."
The slav: "Mhm bc they all have Edward Cullen dicks in Scandinavia."

s/o to Titty for being a dumbass and not knowing this.

by tittyboi556 September 29, 2019