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Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.
is that edvard?

Yes dont make him horny, it will crush you.
Edvard by slimsuedi October 1, 2019
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Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
"I met the perfect man!"
"Edvard?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed!"
Edvard by Jaydeeos November 19, 2011
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Probably the most handsome person you will ever meet, Edvard is sexy, buff, smart and all-around amazing.
Is that Edvard over there?
Ofc who else could such a handsome person be?
Edvard by ogabogabooo June 28, 2020
A dumbass who never gets his shit together but cares for others and helps when needed.
Omg is that edvard?
Yeah, but he's ok.
Edvard by Ushqjxis September 4, 2017
A guy who gets his sister hardly fucked by Nicolai, he also has a massive head and likes to stikk a cucumber in the ass
Edvard by UnknownHackerUSA123 November 7, 2022

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

George-Yogi Bear-Edwards 

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.
Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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