eat your heart out

A declaration, often exaggerated, joking and boastful, of being better than another person, the aforementioned often being a celebrity or historical figure.

"Mozart, eat your heart out!" said the organ player after a successful concert.

by JackieH March 26, 2007

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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

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Eating My feelings Out

Paranoia.

Tom: You're such an Amazing Star, Jan. You wanna grab a bight to eat?
Jan: Go fuck yourself.
Tom: Awesome! Well, I'm satisfied, primarily since I'm eating my feelings out right now.

by Psedubulbisaraffect July 16, 2016

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who wants to eat me out

Promo for billie eilishe's new album "happier than ever"

"Who wants to eat me out" - billie eilish 2021

by Bilsxltiddies July 2, 2021

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eat my pillow out

simply means to sleep

girl;; so yer gone call me tonight right?

boy;;baby im so tired im just about to go home and eat my pillow out

girl;;all you ever do is sleep anymore!

by <3 breanna nicole June 21, 2010

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