The successor to the throne of John Wayne. This ese here can kill your arse 11 times before you hit the ground, all the while playing texas hold'em.
by Not Zane September 10, 2004
A: Wow! Chuck Norris is great!
B: (to crowd) Don't mind him, he never watched Clint Eastwood movie.
C: They say that he has 11 tigers power.
B: (to crowd) Don't mind him, he never watched Clint Eastwood movie.
C: They say that he has 11 tigers power.
by El Habibi June 9, 2013
When you put your hands together like a gun and insert both pointer and middle fingers into a girls vagina and tickle her clit with your thumbs.
by Swizzdabizz January 17, 2010
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
When that 6,4'' tall glass of water slowly walks up to you and puts a .44 magnum to your head. A man known Only as the Eastwood... you you better have paid your last dues. Because a badass such as this doesn't piss around. YOU WILL DIE!
Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.
Clint Eastwood- the second founding father of America. Perferably not to be dicked with by the common street thug, or anyone for that matter. Known to make mens eyeballs throw up at the mere sight of his testosterone filled manliness.
"Man has got to know his limitations."
"Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to stack fucks like you five foot high and use em' as sand bags."
Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.
It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.
Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they die!
Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.
Lifes a bitch, and than you DIE!
"Smith, Wesson, and me."
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do you, Punk!"
"There are two kinds of men in this world... those that carry guns, and those that dig."
"I used to stack fucks like you five foot high and use em' as sand bags."
Death once had a near-Clint Eastwood experience.
It dosen't Matter if he fired six shots, or only five, he is Clint Eastwood.
Many a time can a man only choke out "It's clint Eas-" before they die!
Clint Eastwood can't grow pubic hair, because hair dosen't grow on steel.
Lifes a bitch, and than you DIE!
by V8 Vinny June 29, 2011
to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)
A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood
by squint eastwood August 15, 2008
n. masc. He's a god among men; He's one of the best directors of all time, making movies about boxing and shit at the age of 77; He's puts on the guise of being meek in person, but thats just because if He were to act as he does on screen, He would kill any stranger who got within fifteen feet of Him; the future capitol of the USA and, later, the world; the manliest thing since He invented the penis; a sexual manuver duting which the man, while fucking on top, drinks pure alcohol (Moonshine, The Shine) and then regurgitates it back into a sort of vessel, and foces the women to consume its contents. v. intr. to have the largest penis in existance; to be the single coolest at all.
by P-koff October 17, 2006