Eastwood

The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.

My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.

by ngngsoftorg September 1, 2012

Eastwood

v. Eastwood: To sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner.
n. Eastwooding

Made popular by the actor Clint Eastwood at the Republican National Convention 2012

Bob: Sarah fall off her bar-stool again?
Bill: Yeah. Man she was pissed... Gave that stool a right ole eastwooding.

by mudifoxx September 1, 2012

eastwood

Noun: When somebody does or says something that is overly intense and macho, usually to a comical degree.
Etymology: Comes from the last name of the famous dirty harry star Clint eastwood.

Tommy: Nice shoes steve, I didnt know you could get high-tops in the castro district.

Peter: I don't know who you are or why you came to this town, but i want you gone punk... I reccomend you start packing heat, cause i'm comming for ya.

Ben: Dude, pete, what's with the eastwood?

by Pepsi X-treme July 9, 2005

eastwood

home of the poor and homosexual, where garbage floods the streets and hobos live in flats

mayor: mr. m. davis and his wife, isaac

by scalp August 1, 2003

Eastwood

to use matches instead of a lighter

Anyone have a light?
-Here's some matches, I've been eastwooding all night

by B_K May 20, 2006

Eastwood

A tall ginger person who manages to injure themselves on a regular basis.

"You should be more careful, you're becoming such an Eastwood."

by ilikeyourmum May 2, 2007

eastwood

male prostitute from yorkshire

Sleeps with anything with a pulse. Exhibit A....Pam

by Anonymous February 28, 2003