2 definitions by ngngsoftorg

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The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.
My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.
by ngngsoftorg August 31, 2012

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When a female (usually in her thirties) displays in a grumpy manner her frustration over the lack of single men.
I knew I had made a mistake bringing up my new boyfriend as Sally became visibly grumpstrated.
by ngngsoftorg April 19, 2011

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