Earline

The female version of Earl. A strong-willed monitor, she brings out the best in people, and has a certain love for chocolate. Usually, an older person's name. She loves to travel and loves kids and dogs. She often shows the tough love and will always tell you when your doing something wrong.

That girl Earline is a tough cookie.

Earline by Evan Willams February 11, 2010

earwitness

1. second hand information
2. something you heard about from an eyewitness.

Me: So did you see it for yourself?
An Earwitness: No but my boy swears he saw the Loch Ness monster on his trip to the Scottish Highlands.

earwitness by mike sutt January 10, 2012

earliness

The act or state of being early.

If it wasn't for my earliness, I wouldn't have seen the previews before the movie played at the theater.

earliness by the friend of the lovely August 20, 2010

earwitness

Someone who hears but does not see an event

The earwitness, the said that she heard the "couple having sex", when in all actuality they had gotten back from a long late-ate-nite jog

earwitness by Luddz July 20, 2015

erwinesque 

The act of over-explaining a situation in paragraph-form of writing/documentation.

May also include numerous typos.

That's a long fucking time entry. So erwinesque .....

erwinesque by tdawwggg December 22, 2021

Eadwine 

A term that is used to describe a mentally retarded prostitute which whom will fuck anything in his or her path

hey eadwine
why are u fucking that dog

Eadwine by chyea March 6, 2008