Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 20, 2019
When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.
by Peachtreez July 28, 2016
earthworms occur when two men engage in sex. the man getting sexed begins to release poop from his anus while the other man is screwing him. upon cumming the giver continues to pound the takers bottom impacting copious amounts of poop in the erect penis. then as the giver removes his penis it gets soft and the impacted poop begins to fall from the urethral canal resembling the trail of an earthworm.
by duane ruttiger January 27, 2018
by Namjoonissofinesteponme September 22, 2022
Latching your lips around a flaccid penis and pulling way back like a momma bird until the penis snaps back like a worm still half in the earth.
by misselaneous January 24, 2021
I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.
Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.
by Gabe_Motherboard May 9, 2023