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When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
by MicJaiy May 15, 2005
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The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.
Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."
by recipher July 30, 2005
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1. Sticking your Penis in one's ear.
2. Rubbing your ear lobe on one's penis.
Kenfield likes to have Ear Sex.
by N/A October 27, 2003
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Wow that song is like ear sex!
by PEra April 16, 2006
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when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.
KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!
by SHITSME August 04, 2009
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having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.
Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.

Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.
by Ren_Walker_ November 17, 2011
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When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.
Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
by BrokenHands July 06, 2009
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