Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
by BrokenHands July 7, 2009
The act of forcefully jamming your in-canal earbud(s) into your ear(s) deeper than they already are, and then pulling them out only to repeat the action in an attempt to scratch the terrible itch that all in-canal earbuds cause inside your cranium. Also known as "Ear secks"
1: I used to love how my new Klipsch Custom 3's sounded, but they itched so bad that I went deaf from all the Ear sex.
2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?
2: Dude, your buds are crusty and yellow. Have you been having Ear secks?
by dojo24 January 23, 2011
"Hey Kathy, wanna give me some ear sex tonight at the bowling alley?"
"Sure Kia, are even that flexible?"
"Sure Kia, are even that flexible?"
by Flowers202 December 5, 2009
by THEStupidPodcaster July 3, 2021
During foreplay, the ear is lubricated with banana (previously peeled). Hence sex involving the ear and penis is vastly improved. The male then places his knob into the unsuspecting females ear, thrusting unforgivingly.
by Tostephilarm August 9, 2008
That feeling when their voice does things to your brain.. and you're more turned on by conversation than you would be if the words were tainted by sex.
Person to Person they like to talk to and like: "Y'know, I look forward to the powerful effect of platonic ear sex when I know I'll be talking to you."
by ICantWord December 8, 2016