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The ability to see future sporting event outcomes.
I have ESPN.
by tortugadude May 27, 2009
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An acronym for the phrase "Everyone smoke pot now"
"Yo yo yo! ESPN bitches!" Then proceed to get blazed.
by The Bag Bandit December 02, 2010
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Did for sports what MTV did to music. Turned it into a bunch of commercialized GARBAGE. ESPN is very good at creating the illusion that sports are somehow important or meaningful thereby creating a large viewership of brainless drones. Shows like "Sports Center" are done in a format of a news show which accomplishes this end. Then there are sports trivia game shows. All of this mind-rot meshed together creates the worst kind of consumerist sports freak. Sports are stupid anyway...even if it was just a purist sports channel without all the bullshit hype building fluff, would anyone watch it anyway? Stop watching bullshit ESPN game shows, get off your ass, and go PLAY a sport. Or better yet, pickup a book. Its kind of hard to go from watching ESPN to reading books but you can get there. Take it slowly...
Stupid fucks on urban dictionary try to delete my ESPN definition so i put it back up a few days after it dissapears.
by BurgLyke February 16, 2005
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nice nikkie for a respected sports channel, innit?
by hytham_hammer July 08, 2005
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to watch some porn term meant for boys only
what are you doing johnny. NOTHING JUST WATCHIN E.S.P.N.!
by assfradg February 13, 2007
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I am an asshole who knows shit about sports and I don't have a personality so I hook up my brain to the Extra Sexual Party Network (ESPN). I jerk off to SC daily, and I release on the #1 top play.
by asdfdsfsdds April 07, 2008
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The greatest TV channel out there. Life would not be complete without it. They never shut up about the Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots though.
I would loose my mind if I didn't have ESPN
by ERAU Nigga January 07, 2008
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