ESPN

Erroneous statistics presented nightly.

Yo dude I wonder how many goals were allowed during the 3rd Tuesday night of June in 1966?

Turn on ESPN, Erroneous statistics presented nightly mate!

by June 26, 2021

ESPN+

ESPN+ memberships are meant to be broken and so are fucking promises.

Jimmy: Of fuck, ESPN+ membership is broken. Oh no nigga.

Bob: Ye no shit you dick head, they’re meant to be broken and shut the fuck up you wanker.

by Kevanoaideno October 25, 2020