Early morning glory. That wonderful feeling of waking in the morning, wiping the sleep from your eyes and staring down at the triumphant throbbing member that has risen with no regard for your state of conciousness. (In laymans terms, waking up with a boner.)
Ryan: Why's it taking you so long to get up?
Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.
Excuse My Grammer.
Use this when you are to lazy to actually change your speling mistakes. This will not work on school papers. emg.
Ew My Gawd
OMG for more rude and/or disgusting situations.
EMG, he just like totally vomited and my new flip flops!
1.an abrreviation for "Er my gosh" used to make fun of girls who say or use omg (oh my gosh) all the time
2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.
1."Er my gosh, I can't believe she said that"
2."Er my gosh!"
Purveyor of cold, lifeless pickups, usually used by 14-year-old "shredders" who think that's they're 'over' such petty influences as Jimi Hendrix.
omgth! I justh put a set of 3 EMGs in my black ESP, now I can shredd like the guys from Dragonforce. Games like Everquest give me a hard-on.