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EGGROLL!!! 

1) the food of chinese origin consisting of many different food stuffs wrapped in a thin,bread shelling that has been deep-fryed
2) the act of rolling eggs
3) the act of putting eggs into rolls
4) a usual form of Ninja Verbal Assualt
dese eggrolls be tasty, dawg
aw, yee...
EGGROLL!!! by KurDt January 26, 2005
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Referring to an Asian penis.
Tiffany was expecting the basic lo mein snack, but when she removed Joe Tae Won's pants, she marveled at the size of the eggroll dinner.
eggroll by Joe Tae Won October 26, 2005
Slang for Asian cock.

You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’
Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”
Eggroll by Giant Golden Cock January 24, 2020
The part of the male body that resides between the legs.

Also, a nice Chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.
My eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they're like
it's better than yours
Damn right
it's better than yours
eggroll by Qiao Beauty (^_~) March 5, 2004
A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.
Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.
Eggroll by JC aka OchoCinco July 8, 2009
A Chinese person's penis
You can suck my eggroll 5 dollars
Eggroll by XinYan February 5, 2018
The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.
Eggroll by frush July 5, 2009