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1.
EFT
Stands for Epic Fail Thread. Feel free to use it anywhere especially 4chan.
/r/ing sauce nao.
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Okay, no replies. This is officially an EFT.
by Jupiter of Jigatola January 29, 2010
 
2.
eft
To send money electronically, as with PayPal or an online banking service.
I'll eft you the $20 tomorrow.
by Ted Pennings January 10, 2005
 
3.
eft
To be fucked, literally or not. Coming from the non-swearing form of fucked. F'ed which translates into the word "eft"
Dude1: I drank 53 shots of Inferno Vodka last night.
Dude2: DUDE?!!
Dude1: My anus is eft today.
by Hurk June 28, 2006
 
4.
eft
to be not quite depressed, yet not happy. Usually during a state of exhaustion when nothing interesting (good or bad) has happened, and the person in question is not sad nor happy over this state.
Grace was not happy. Nor was she sad. She was just "Eft"
by Poita June 19, 2005