(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender
. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned
. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?