A widely known fatty who is said to inhabit the Southern Coast of England. He is know for collecting badgers willies and putting tobacco up the bellend
. He is known for his prize winning collection of children, as well as his extensive bulbous spongiform but most recognisable as a dandelion.
He is rumored to have clitori for eyez.
When alarmed he let's out a cry similar to that of a car engine starting up.
This name has become a common colloquial term that applies to people who come from the Southern Coast.