A word referring to an individual who acts in the manner of an elderly man. Such acts include, but are not limited to, sleeping early, calling caramel "toffee," and displaying a disproportionate affection for foods such as prunes.
Dude, that guy just ate like a bajillion prunes. And now he's going to sleep. At like 7:30. What an Ekin.
The term used to appropriate a large collection of friends and family, as well as acquaintances and buddies online, of which and whom you speak with via internet frequently.
"I apologize for losing track of time, I was catching up with my e-kin, a lot has changed in the past 4 months."
A widely known fatty who is said to inhabit the Southern Coast of England. He is know for collecting badgers willies and putting tobacco up the bellend
. He is known for his prize winning collection of children, as well as his extensive bulbous spongiform but most recognisable as a dandelion.
He is rumored to have clitori for eyez.
When alarmed he let's out a cry similar to that of a car engine starting up.
This name has become a common colloquial term that applies to people who come from the Southern Coast.
'Stop being a silly Ekins!'