Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)
Listens and is always there for you no matter what. Loves unconditionally and is
Just downright a fantastic, extraordinary, miraculous human being. You'd be
lucky to be loved by him... But given his Amazing-factor... He is probably
already Spoken for. Too bad.