Dusty Smith 

A sexual activity in which the male places a powdered donut around the shaft of his penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a woman, creating a cloud of "dust" as their bodies make contact. Finally, he makes the female eat the donut.

Hey man, I just gave your girlfriend a Dusty Smith.

Dusty Smith by The German Jackhammer October 21, 2011

Dusty Smith 

An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.

"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."

"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."

Dusty Smith by BBB.Man July 20, 2017

Shithead Duty

A statement, reprimand, or admonishment handed down to someone lower in the ranks of a work environment, mainly in the service industry or trades, especially in restaurant or bar service. Saying that they have to do the shitty work for the night. This is specially reserved for when the person is reprimanded and is doomed to serve the non-tipping customers for the night.

Nick: Eric, You showed up 20 minutes late for work. You're on shithead duty for the night. Serve table six their bread.

Eric: (Looks at the table of ten black customers) Damn, I'm not making any tips tonight. I'll never show up late to work again.

Shithead Duty by Studs Lonigan III September 13, 2023