A middle aged fuckboy, usually short, fat, white, and drug addict. Loves to play the victim, very versed in the art of lying, stealing and taking no responsibility. Has a micro penis and always trying to talk girls into making a "video" but is only bringing his 30 second "A game" so it ends up being a short gif. Has serious mommy issues to the point that she still runs every aspect of his life. Only watches mommy porn while fucking his cousin and fantasizing about men. Ttys to prove he's str8 by having children with several baby mommas who look more like men than he does. Everything he says is a lie and he is constantly plotting on how to fuck you over cause of his severe jealousy and his complete inferiority complex. His 5'2 stature causes him to date nuckledraggers, nut jobs, mouth breathers, meth whores, and skeletal pill popping drunk 70 year olds who will pay his bills and buy him things. A complete TOOL.
I thought I was dating this great guy but he turned out to be A Dustin!
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
What a total hater!! Don't be such a Dustin.
My friend turned out to be a fucking Dustin! What a let down.
by Karma Bashaw July 30, 2023
by zmoneyyyy May 30, 2008
The sexiest man in Peoria. He has a head that can grow very large. Loves to be the life of the party. Funny in his own way. Anxious and worries alot, but tries to hide it. Capable of being the sweetest, most caring man. A man that makes alot of strange noises.
Deanna- "So how was your date last night?"
Holly- "It was incredible! We went back to my place and oooh he had a Dustin!"
Holly- "It was incredible! We went back to my place and oooh he had a Dustin!"
by ollyhay February 3, 2010
Dustin is as dusty as it gets, he's a very weird type or funny tuff. He has a girlfriend way out of his league Isabella.
He's really short. He has an e-boy type style. He thinks he so good at playing his saxophone. HE IS ANNOYING, sometimes. We all know he is a good friend though.
He's really short. He has an e-boy type style. He thinks he so good at playing his saxophone. HE IS ANNOYING, sometimes. We all know he is a good friend though.
by Laelephante November 12, 2019
by Kibbylibby4951 February 5, 2020
A stupid idiot garbage person. A person that has no friends and really doesn't bring much to the proverbial table. A whiney bitch. Really, just a bitch in general. Also tends to have chicken legs. Loser
by xxJohnAdamsXX55 October 12, 2020
A term used in the EOD field to describe a fucking awesome event where things spontaneously explode from being overwhelmed with all that is bad-ass.
by Rupert Pumpkin February 5, 2010