Durf King

When you get so good at durfing that you become the Durf King or DK. It doesn’t matter if she is wearing jeans or corduroy you are getting all up in that for a good time.

Man Billy has Durfed so many chicks he has Officially became Durf King!

by Spuds2013 January 9, 2021

Durf master

Someone who exemplifies exceedingly idiotic or embarrassing behavior. This is typically the friend that incurs the most amount of ridicule because they're easy to make fun of.

First you order the bean curd because it looked like corn bread and now you spill your coffee all over the floor and slip and fall in it. Ian, you are the durf master today.

by Detes December 1, 2011

Yangle-Durf

To teabag a member of the same sex. Sometimes confused with Yangle-Duffing, when horny 9-year olds rape hillary duff.

Me and Sean totally yangle-durfed all last night. I can't get the taste out of my mouth...

by Chode Master God August 4, 2006

durf face

Stupid face made to express any emotion. (scrunching face excessively in a funny manner).

I was in school today and Taylor had the biggest damn durf face I have ever seen, I was weak.

by durf nugget August 23, 2007

Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.

by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 14, 2019

Durf Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during Durf week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2011

Durf Turf

The fuzzy appendage that sprouts (sometimes excessively) from the grundle.

I plucked my durf turf clean for Sarah before she came over last night.

My gouche often gets quite swampy and all that durf turf doesn't help.

by Durfmaster September 10, 2008